are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
exactly what i thought
I need this table for above reasons
she probably did this on purpose smh
Her publicity team like “don’t forget to trip AT LEAST once!”
people on this website are so shitty you talk about how many social anxiety issues you have and how you’re not good at anything then this woman goes to one of the most stressful celebrity events ever where she’s already nervous about whether she’ll win or not and you think her tripping once is a publicity stunt I don’t care if you don’t like her shes still a person with nerves and anxiety just like you shitdicks
This is how you properly relationship.
so my mums friend went skiing and she found someone lost in the mountains and she was like hello can i help u do u speak english and it was bear grylls
she found bear grylls
This Is How Koalas Run
My awesomest Christmas present this year, a preserved gold-dipped rose. If this isn’t Beauty and the Beast, I don’t know what is.
Today my friend told me that his older brother locks him in the closet so often that his mom leaves a whistle there so she knows to get him out
one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
ignoring someone you truly care about because they hurt you is one of the hardest things in life