hashtag hips stir

hashtag hips stir

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

ok i am going 2 bed buenas noches

casual reminder that cartoonnetwork never gave a fuck

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

if you are “above” pop music you are probably boring

cloudy with a chance of me getting laid this summer

muslimmilf:

fresh homosexuals landing on planet earth

fresh homosexuals landing on planet earth

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

roughrimjob:

meladoodle:

she got a pussy like the grand canyon

dry and sandy

possibly filled with dead bodies

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

call my dick gatsby bc its great

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

where can i buy that for free

mathandcookies:

africkanisha:

what if milk was black

Gosh. In this day and age can’t we use socially acceptable terms like “African American”. This is really offensive.

what if milk was african american

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