Hashtag Hips Stir

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

caseyanthonyofficial:

I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

fawnbaby:

Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

gracehelbiggysmalls:

GOOSE WITH THE NOTES

fuck-yeah-feminist:

"BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MEN?!" - Is Feminism Sexist? (x)

Guess what? Feminism is beneficial for men. But even if it wasn’t, empowering women shouldn’t be limited or defined by what men think is important.

College Colours Logic

admissionsintowonderland:

HARVARD: Crimson

STANFORD: Cardinal

UCHICAGO: Maroon

CORNELL: Carnelian

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tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth