i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
This is Scarlett Johansson at a beach in Hawaii.
She is one of the most gorgeous women in the world and a huge sex symbol. She isn’t totally skinny, she only has a thigh gap if she stands with her legs apart and she has cellulite and stretch marks on her thighs and butt. Does she give a fuck? No!
Regardless of all this, she’s absolutely gorgeous. There’s nothing wrong with cellulite, or stretch marks, or not having a perfectly flat stomach, you are beautiful and these things are normal.
I just wanted you all to see somebody who isn’t “perfect”, is still incredibly beautiful and doesn’t care about her stretch marks.
Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don’t have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates.
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Europe according to penis size
YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL
It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe
how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR!
It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters…only in America
Oh God I also didn’t realise it was centimetres and I was like Jesus Christ Europe, how are your women and gay bottoms not dead
when he buys you the coat u wanted
IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE ARE TAKING OUR MATH EXAM AND SOME GIRL JUST YELLED OUT “THERE’S NO WAY I GOT 11 MILLION AS MY FUCKING ANSWER”
I just found the best Facebook page
The science witch trials
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa